<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23591200</id><updated>2011-04-21T16:50:09.402-07:00</updated><title type='text'>My Joikes</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://misescritosociosos.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23591200/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://misescritosociosos.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Dick</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23591200.post-114667954298123645</id><published>2006-05-03T11:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-05-03T11:05:42.983-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Being an Egg</title><content type='html'>If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?&lt;br /&gt;* You only get laid once.&lt;br /&gt;* You only get eaten once.&lt;br /&gt;* It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.&lt;br /&gt;* You share your box with 11 other guys.&lt;br /&gt;* But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So cheer up.....Your life ain't that bad!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay, I mean day.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23591200-114667954298123645?l=misescritosociosos.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='related' href='http://www.thejokeyard.com/funny_jokes/being_an_egg.html' title='Being an Egg'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://misescritosociosos.blogspot.com/feeds/114667954298123645/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=23591200&amp;postID=114667954298123645' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23591200/posts/default/114667954298123645'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/23591200/posts/default/114667954298123645'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://misescritosociosos.blogspot.com/2006/05/being-egg.html' title='Being an Egg'/><author><name>Dick</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
